a first

today at school, i experienced "a first"

a pair of white underpanties were left on the floor by my desk...a kindergarten class was present when the "gift" was found, and after discrete questioning by the wonderful kindergarten teacher, no one came forward to claim them. not even the two cute little girls in skirts. They (the panties) were secreted away, still unclaimed. if anyone would like to lay claim to these panties, speak now, or forever HOLD your "peace" (get it? :)